$500 KPI: Surviving College Under Mom's Rules

Summary

My mom is an HR professional. She uses KPI to determine my entire life.

"If you get into the top ten of your grade, you'll receive a B grade as well as a bonus of 500 dollars. If you can achieve a ranking at a state-level competition, you'll receive an A grade as well as a bonus of 1,000 dollars. Of course, if you can get into a top-tier university after scoring well in your SATs, I'll give you an S+ grade as well as a year-end bonus of ten thousand dollars!"

I work my ass off in my studies and manage to earn the offer letter to a top-tier university.