A Frisky Text to My Husband

Summary

Three years married, yet my husband and I had never once held hands.

With a grudge I'd been quietly nursing, I took a photo of myself in sexy lingerie with my back to the camera and sent it to him from a throwaway account.

I expected it to go nowhere. Two minutes later, my phone buzzed.

[Your family member has purchased a same-day return flight.]

[She's just keeping you around for fun. Don't let me catch you, you horndog.]