A Toast to My Dead Marriage

Summary

My wife suddenly told me to check her Instagram story.

It was a bold, public confession to her childhood best friend:

"You were once the dream I could never reach. Now, my sweetest dream has finally come true."

I glanced at the clock on the wall.

It was just past midnight, marking our exact sixth wedding anniversary.

I texted her: "Did it really have to be today?"

She replied instantly: "Of course. He only gets happy when you are miserable."

Happy? Then I was going to make sure everyone s