Accidentally Falling for My Brother's Fake Girlfriend

Summary

During the holidays, my brother added his brand-new girlfriend to our family group chat.

My mom instantly redirected her matchmaking artillery at me:

[Look at your brother. Look at the amazing girl he found.]

My brother, who had betrayed the "Single Forever" alliance by getting a girlfriend first, fanned the flames in the chat:

[Zoey, you have no idea how perfect she is.]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I replied:

[Yeah, yeah, yeah. If she's so great, I'll just date my sister-in-law.]

The group chat fell dead silent for a full minute.