Accused of Crashing My Brother's Plane

Summary

At a class reunion, my best friend snuck onto a private Gulfstream jet parked outside the venue and flew me and my boyfriend out to watch the sunrise over the ocean.

She lost control of it, and the multimillion-dollar aircraft went straight into the sea.

The second she dragged herself onto the beach, she threw her arms around my legs and wailed, "Elizabeth, this is all your fault! You begged me to fly you out here, and now we're both finished!"

My boyfriend of a year, ever the picture of righteousness, backed her up. "Melanie only did it because she wanted you to have a good time.