After being impersonated, I went insane with rage

Summary

My son accidentally posted a picture of my luxury watch to his summer camp group chat. Immediately, another parent jumped down my throat.

"Julian's dad, why are you posting pictures of my watch?"

I was completely baffled. He then proceeded to spam the chat with photos of the watch on his own wrist.

And pictures of my massive, walk-in closet.

I was still trying to figure out what was going on when he started cussing me out. "Trash is trash! Stealing other people's photos to flex, and you even