All Paths Lead to Roshomon

Summary

[My dad has Alzheimer's. He keeps saying my mom and I are fakes, monsters. What do I do?]

[He's called the police 99 times, each time demanding they kill us, his son and me. The police are more exasperated than we are.]

[Today, my dad tried to peel off our skin to see if we were monsters…]

I scrolled through a trending post, and the comment section was full of people enjoying the drama. I, too, joined the fun and commented:

[I specialize in Alzheimer's. Bring your dad to me for treatment.]