As the class flower, she updates her licking dog list every day

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The "Hottest Girl in Class" had a list, a literal ranking of all the guys chasing her. Every day, she’d update it based on their “performance.” Everyone called it the “Simp List.” I’d privately scoffed, "Any dude who lets himself be treated like that can't be worth much."

Somehow, this got back to Brittany. She said, "Sarah's right. Guys should have some self-respect."

A few days later, she very publicly started dating Chad, this rich kid from another school. One of her “simps,” completely