Blind Box Office Prank

Summary

My team was the only one in the company that hit its performance targets this year.

At the year-end party, the boss waited until everyone else had left, then he pulled out a big red box and had the four of us in my team draw blind boxes.

I drew a desktop tower caked in dust, an antique that looked like it belonged in a museum.

Haley Lambert, my teammate, drew a monitor covered edge to edge in scratches.

Drew Sandler got a keyboard with every letter worn clean off the keys.

Gabe Carell ended up with a grease-slicked wired mouse.