Born With Top-Tier EQ, I Refuse To Be A Sad Stand-In

Summary

I’ve always had unusually high emotional intelligence.

When I was little, a rich woman took a liking to my dad. I understood immediately and brought my young, handsome uncle over.

“Girl, my dad’s prime is long gone. My uncle is hotter.”

When a coworker lost a project to me and cried like the world was ending, I understood immediately and introduced her to two interns on our team who were both six-foot-two and eighteen.

“Ms. Parker, you let me win this time. I’m not an ungrateful woman. These two cute boys are yours to get to know.”