Don't Touch My Tomatoes

Summary

While filming a reality show, an actress and her crew ignored the "Do Not Pick" sign in my yard.

They broke through the fence and ate the hybrid tomatoes I had spent two years researching.

Afterward, she cried and played the victim, and the production team encouraged her fans to attack me for making a fuss over nothing.

That is, until I tagged her using my official National Academy of Sciences account, and the internet exploded.