Eight Swiss Rolls

Summary

I scrolled past a trending meme online: “Eight Swiss Rolls. How many can I eat?” Seemed fun, so I casually shared it in the family group chat. A moment later, my phone buzzed incessantly.

Husband: “That whole box must be twenty, thirty bucks! Why’d you buy it? Aren’t your meals filling enough?”

“Seriously, such a gold-digger!”

Son: “Eat, eat, eat, eat it all! Mom, how old are you? Last year you were acting like one of those trendy influencers, eating just the tips of strawberries. This year, it’s Swiss rolls.”

“You really think you’re some online ‘cute little wife’!”