Fake It 'Til You Break It

Summary

My sister took a picture of herself sitting on the hood of my Porsche.

She posted it with the caption: "23 years old, driving a Porsche, but I still don't feel happy."

This humble-brag post went viral, and she was flooded with DMs from suitors.

One day, she showed off a million-dollar Birkin bag, a gift from one of her new admirers.

"Sis, I hinted that I wanted a million-dollar car, but he sent me a million-dollar bag instead. Men are so clueless, right?"

I offered a gentle reminder:

"Is it possible the dealership just doesn't sell fake cars?"