Fatal Friend Request

Summary

On my way home from shopping, a creepy guy blocked my path. As he coldly waited for me to add him on social media, I ran through several potential death scenarios in my head if I refused. So, I forced a smile, clicked "accept," and turned to walk away.

I planned to delete him the moment I got home, but then I stumbled upon a trending post.

"Hooked up with a pretty girl on the street today; already got her contact."

"I'm a fast starter, wondering how to get her warmed up quickly?"

The comments were a mixed bag, making me frown. Ten seconds prior, the poster had liked a comment.