Five Years Between Us

Summary

So, when he turned 28, I was already 33.

He used to tell me that age would never be an issue between us.

But later, he told his childhood best friend: "I don't know what it is, man. But once Sarah crossed 30, I just felt she was... kind of dirty."

Then, he found a mistress. She looked a bit like me.

He gave me his love, and gave her his sex.

He thought he had the perfect, flawless setup.

Until I handed him the divorce papers.

I smiled and told him, "Actually, there's one huge perk to dating and marrying an older woman.