Five Years Into Marriage, I Heard What My Husband Really Thought

Summary

Five years into my marriage, I was shopping with my husband, Theodore Sterling, when I suddenly heard his voice.

[How much longer is she going to take? This is driving me crazy.]

I froze. Theodore sat where he had been, head down, scrolling through his phone.

His mouth never moved, yet I had clearly heard his voice.

"Honey, does this look good on me?"

Theodore looked up and gave me the briefest glance.

"They all look good on you."

[God, that's ugly. She spends all day at home cooking. What does she need so many clothes for?]

The two voices rang out almost at the same time.