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Summary

I worked late, got home after midnight, and found a Porsche parked in my spot. It took me forever to get in touch with the owner.

When I finally did, she refused to move it. Her excuses were insane: "That's what you get for coming home so late," "Just find another spot," and my personal favorite, "What if you're a creep trying to rape me?"

I thought about it. Then, I had an idea.

The next day, I got a call: “Sir, you’re a reasonable guy, don’t stoop to her level.”

I laughed. “Don’t say that. I’m not reasonable at all.”