Germaphobe Wife: 3 Condoms for Me, Raw for Lover

Summary

My germaphobe wife wouldn't let me share a bathroom with her, wouldn't kiss me, and demanded I wear three condoms whenever we made out.

Until I walked in on her passionately kissing her young assistant in the company's office bathroom:

"Darling, no condoms this time. Let's have a baby."

I was furious.

I stormed in right then, grabbed her arm, and yelled, "You said you had germaphobia! Why can he use your bathroom when I can't? You don't even let me kiss you!"

Seeing the rage on my face, the assistant just sneered, "Because she loves me more than she loves you!"