Grandma, Get the Stick!

Summary

My gambling-addicted father pushed me off a balcony, and I landed right on top of my grandmother, who was returning from grocery shopping.

We both died instantly.

When I opened my eyes, I was lying in a hospital bed, getting an ultrasound.

Two little girls were standing beside me, looking up with wide eyes and calling me "Mom!"

I had been reborn as my own grandmother!

So the baby in my belly was... my dad?!

The doctor smiled, holding the ultrasound report. "The baby is very healthy. Four months along."

I breathed a sigh of relief. Good, there's still time.

"Doctor, I want an abortion."