Her Bro-Zone Schemes, My Playbook

Summary

I can’t stand the “cool girl” act—calling herself “one of the guys,” to get what she wants. While I am a walking lie detector.

When my fiancé brought his “bestie” home, I sighed. “Fine. You two are soulmates. I’ll sleep under a bridge. The bed is yours.”

Henry stared at me. “She’s just a buddy. I don’t even see her as a woman.”

I took out a notebook. Henry leaned in. “Writing your will?”

“Predicting how your ‘buddy’ will cross the line.”

1. Complain she’s hot and strip in front of you.

2. “Accidentally” spill a drink on your crotch, then wipe it with her hands.

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