How I Taught My Ex a Lesson

Summary

After getting hospitalized from a car accident, I scrolled upon a forum post.

[I just got a government job. How do I make my girlfriend initiate a breakup?]

The comments section filled up quickly.

[Simple. Use the 'hot violence' method!] [Text her hundreds of times a day. If she misses one, bomb her phone with calls.] [Pick fights over nothing. Question if she still loves you.] [No normal person can handle that. She'll break up with you for sure.]

I shook my head. Another guy trying to dump his partner the moment he gets a taste of success.

Thank god my boyfriend wasn't like that.