I Bought The Perfect House Husband

Summary

I still can’t believe I’m losing my mind over a mediocre, thirty-something man in my office.

Derek is married. He has a stay-at-home wife who has made raising their children and managing his existence her sole, holy crusade. Every day at 5:00 PM, he clocks out and walks into a life he doesn't have to orchestrate. Dinner is hot. The bath is drawn. His version of fatherhood consists of tossing a toddler in the air for fifteen minutes before claiming exhaustion. He hasn't touched a sponge or scheduled a pediatrician appointment in his life.