I Called My Younger Self To Stop My Marriage

Summary

All because Elias, the self-proclaimed Ascended, coughed during his morning mantra, my father’s business was gutted by sundown.

The Guru, perched atop his mountain of self-righteousness, proclaimed: "Your father’s deliberate distraction during my spiritual cleanse was a transgression. This is the universe’s necessary correction."

I dragged my crippled right leg—a souvenir from a night I regretted—and filed the lawsuit.

The cost was instant and brutal: the company’s swift, ignoble collapse, followed by my father’s fall from our penthouse balcony.