I don't love my daughter anymore after she misread it

Summary

“I was helping my daughter with her homework, and I pronounced ‘forte’ as ‘for-tay’ when talking about someone’s strength. My wife, Claire, corrected me. ‘It’s pronounced ‘fort,’ Leo.’”

So I asked for a divorce.

Claire looked at me, completely baffled. “Over a single word?”

I was about to nod when a series of comments suddenly materialized in the air in front of me, like a Twitch chat overlaying my vision.

【Here we go! This is the part where the loser side-character gets all pedantic about a word and tries to divorce the main character!】