I Helped My Dad Botch Himself

Summary

After my dad's ninety-ninth business venture went down in flames, he announced his next big plan: conquering the internet.

He had been scrolling through social media, obsessed with the viral plastic Natasha doll trend, and insisted he was going to get head-to-toe plastic surgery to look exactly like her.

I tried to warn him. "Viral fame is a flash in the pan, Dad. Plastic surgery is a permanent scar."

He chickened out and gave up.

But his childhood buddy went through with it instead, became a massive internet sensation, and made so much money his entire family relocated to a tax haven in…