I Let Them Drink the Dumb Juice

Summary

Three days before the SAT, someone was handing out energy drinks outside the school, claiming it sharpened one's mind and guaranteed high scores on exams.

Sasha Jepsen climbed onto a chair and called out to the whole class, "Hurry downstairs and get one! They'll be gone if you wait. Drink it and your brain will work faster than anyone else's!"

In my previous life, I insisted on stopping them.

"This product isn't even regulated, and there's no manufacturer listed. Don't drink it! What if something is wrong with it?" I said.

No one appreciated what I was trying to do.