I Rejected Their Doormat Award
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On my twenty-second birthday, my childhood sweetheart boyfriend and my best friend presented me with an award.
The title printed in bold letters read: "Best Doormat of the Year."
The citation underneath expressed heartfelt gratitude for writing both of their senior capstone theses, acting as their human mouthpiece whenever they fought, and finishing whatever leftovers they didn’t feel like eating.
The room erupted into hysterical laughter. Guests clapped, agreeing that the title couldn't be more deserved.
Luther handed me the framed certificate, his hands shaking with laughter.
