I Sleepwalked Off with Five Pairs of the Hockey Captain's Underwear
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When I woke up, my right hand was clutching a pair of men's Calvin Klein underwear.
Two letters were embroidered in gold thread on the inside of the waistband: J.C.
A push notification popped up right on cue. Number three on TikTok's trending page: Dalton University's hockey captain loses five pairs of underwear in one week; roommate reveals the victim has been forced to go commando.
In the video, Chase Jacobson's roommate, Tyler Brooks, held an empty drawer up to the camera and tearfully demanded justice.
And under my pillow, a suspicious little bundle bulged.
I slowly reached over.
