I Stopped My Brother From Becoming A Novel Villain

Summary

My brother was a minor villain in a syrupy romance novel, destined to be ditched by the heroine and fed to the fish by the hero. To save him, I was bound to a system at birth. Whenever he dated the lead, I peed on him; whenever he wrote love letters, I tore them apart with my chubby hands, leaving him too drained to meddle in their affairs.

Years later, on receiving my college letter, Mark summoned me. “You’re grown. I’ll fulfill my duty and do what I must.” The system pinged: He planned to bomb the leads’ 10th anniversary.