I Walked Away With His Dog

Summary

Under a popular Reddit thread titled “Is there a couple whose breakup was actually better to watch than their relationship?” I left a comment:

“Oh, absolutely. My boyfriend and his ex. They share a Border Collie. After they split, my boyfriend kept the dog, but the ex constantly 'dog-naps' him in the middle of the night.

Last Christmas, she took the dog all the way back to her family’s place in Vermont. My boyfriend was so panicked he blew off meeting my parents for the first time, jumped into his car, and drove five hours through a blizzard just to chase her down.