I Was the "Adopted" Kid They Trained

Summary

I've never been one to take a loss.

If my dad, Jared Ingram, buys a cake for my sister, Harper Ingram, I'll demand to have half of it.

If my mom, Lindsay Sutton, buys a phone for my brother, Simon Ingram, I'll demand to buy a new digital tablet.

When I'm eight, my whole famy goes on a trip, and once again, they forget to buy a ticket for me.

I run out onto the main road and call the police using a passerby's phone, claiming that my parents have abandoned me.

My parents, who have only just left, are forced to turn back.