If Love Is Forgotten, We Call It Even

Summary

I was waiting for an ad to finish on my show when I scrolled past a viral video. The caption was about an ex-boyfriend.

“It’s been five years since we broke up, and he’s never once let my streaming subscription lapse.”

The top comment was from a burner account:

“I’m the poster’s ex. The subscription is linked directly to her phone number, so it renews automatically. She’s never asked me for a cent.”

“She was an amazing friend and partner. It was always my pleasure to spend money on her.”