I'm Moving On, Belated Love

Summary

My girlfriend had spent three years chasing the one who got away.

The night before our wedding, the two of them trashed her bride's dress together.

I wanted to call it off. She just laughed it off.

"I only wanted to make sure I wouldn't regret my youth. From now on I'm all yours, so can't you be a little generous about it?"

So I turned around and prepared a grand gift for them instead, wishing them a lifetime of happiness.

Later, she came back crying, begging me to forgive her.

I held up my hand and let my wedding ring catch the light.

"Sorry. I'm married."