In the desert, my wife replaced my electrolyte water with urine

Summary

My expedition team was in the middle of the desert, surveying for rare resources, when the temperature suddenly soared to 120 degrees.

I was on the verge of collapsing from dehydration. I fumbled for the electrolyte water I had packed.

But as I brought the bottle to my lips, I realized it was half-full of piss.

I turned and saw my wife's childhood friend, River, gulping down my actual electrolyte water.

I was about to lose it, but my wife grabbed my arm.

"Don't be angry. I gave River your w