Intern Reports Her Lazy Boss

Summary

For the third time this week, the new intern wrote me up for slacking off.

She stood by my desk with her chin tilted up in that sickeningly arrogant way of hers. "Mr. Lively made it crystal clear. No one is allowed to eat snacks, drink beverages, or play on their phones at their desks."

"You broke all three rules. That's a three-thousand-dollar fine. We're docking a full month's pay."

Looking at her perfectly manicured, youthful face, I couldn't help but smile.

The girl had only been working here for fifteen days.