Live, Laugh, Roast: I Cancelled My Billionaire Ex

Summary

During the cold war with my Sugar Daddy, I accidentally slapped his childhood sweetheart. Overnight, the internet cancelled me. The hate was overwhelming. Meanwhile, my Sugar Daddy was silent. Dead silent. Like, actually deceased.

In a fit of rage, I fired up a livestream and roasted him onto the Trending page.

"Julian Black? Yeah, we dated. He's mid." "And for the record, I dumped him." "Oh, the reason? Nothing major. Just that he's old, bad in bed, and has the stamina of a sloth. I’m thinking of dating a college jock next. Someone with working knees."