Logistics Strikes Back: Fire Me, Lose Everything

Summary

At the annual company banquet, the boss had the tables and chairs from the logistics department removed, leaving only a stainless steel dog bowl in the center of the stage.

"Logistics is just the company's watchdog," he said coldly. "Since when do watchdogs sit at the table and eat?"

The top sales champion laughed as he dumped leftovers into the bowl. The boss casually slipped a black garbage bag over my shoulders.

"From now on, you're the company's living trash can. Catch it properly."

Laughter erupted across the room.