Love at First Hiss

Summary

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door.

I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in.

[The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!]

[He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!]

[Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.]

The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands.

It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils.