Mismatched Love, Mismatched You

Summary

I'd stumbled into a private chat group for trust fund heiresses. Their daily routine consisted of bragging about buying new yachts.

For fun, I decided to play along with my own brand of surreal humor. I asked the girls to Venmo me $50.

Ping! $20,000 has been deposited into your account.

The heiress said she’d hit her daily transfer limit and that I should get the rest from her sister.

"My sister's getting engaged," she typed. "She's in a great mood, just throwing money around. You should hit her up, catch some of that good luck!"