Mom's counterattack

Summary

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It was Dad's birthday. He was blowing out the candles, making a wish, when Mom leaned in and whispered something in his ear.

My dad, Mr. Safety-First, the guy who wore a helmet to mow the lawn, just… lost it.

He walked straight to the window and jumped.

After he was gone, everyone was all over Mom, practically begging her to tell them what she said.

I heard some real estate agent even offered her a million bucks, just to know those words.

Mom clammed up tighter than a drum.

She didn't sa