Mortified: My Blind Date Turned Out to Be My High School English Teacher

Summary

I mocked him: "Wow, Mr. Harrison is getting up there in age and still no one wants him?"

He mocked me right back: "Likewise. Didn't Chloe's little high school romance fail to bloom?"

Perfect. It was finally time for me to repay his "teaching grace."

A few months later, I pointed at Carter Harrison standing in the corner of our bedroom:

"Don't even think about getting into bed until you recite Hamlet's soliloquy flawlessly from memory."