My Boyfriend Called to Break Up

Summary

I froze for a second, then replied, "Wait, haven't we always just been friends?"

The other end was dead silent for a second before erupting:

"Damn, you go, girl!"

"Bro, you've been simping for her for years, and you still haven't locked it down?"

Aidan cleared his throat. "Sorry guys, excuse me. I have some family business to take care of."