My Boyfriend Put Me Up for Sale

Summary

I was scrolling through a forum late at night when a post caught my eye.

[Giving away my girlfriend of 7 years, free of charge. Lightly used.]

[5'5", 104 lbs, D-cup. The devoted type. Your wish is her command.]

[DM for her contact info.]

The comment section was a dumpster fire, already a thousand replies deep.

【Dude, post pics or it didn't happen.】

【Who cares what she looks like in the dark? With a body like that, I'm in. OP, check your DMs.】

【If she's so great, why are you giving her away?】

The original poster replied.

【Too clingy. It's annoying.】