My Boyfriend’s Scheme

Summary

For my mom's birthday, I bought her a sports car.

That night, I overheard the housekeeper complaining to my boyfriend.

"It's my birthday today, too, but she only gets a gift for her mom, not me. When you two are married, you can't let her keep funneling money to her family like that!"

The driver chimed in, "Exactly! What's an old broad like her need a car like that for? She should've given it to me! Son, you should just get her pregnant sooner rather than later!"

But I remembered my boyfriend telling me he was an orphan, that he would love and cherish my mother as his own.