My Catfish's Uncle

Summary

My online relationship crashed and burned the second we met in real life.

I completely lost it, screaming at him on the university athletic fields:

"You look nothing like your picture! How could you use it? Huh?!"

"I'm going to report you for fraud! I'm going to the dean, to your parents!"

He was panicking, pleading with me. "Look, I'm sorry, I messed up! What if I get you a boyfriend to make up for it? Okay?"

With that, he made a frantic, begging phone call, and managed to summon an incredibly handsome guy to the field.