My Cousin Lost His Voice, So I Trash-Talked His Gamer Teammate and Accidentally Got a Husband.

Summary

My cousin Tyler loves gaming, but he’s terrible at it. Every time he plays, his teammates absolutely roast him.

After seven straight days of intense voice-chat arguments, his skills hadn’t improved, but his vocal cords went on strike.

I got nervous and accidentally called the guy "hubby" instead of "buddy."

The toxic gamer on the other end fell silent. Suddenly, his voice turned incredibly smooth and teasing:

"There’s no romance in esports. Being trash at the game is the original sin. Don't try this on me."

"Marriage requires careful consideration. I'm not that easy."