My Cousin Seduces My Girlfriend

Summary

When I brought my girlfriend, Ivy Rossum, home to meet my family, my cousin, Kevin Lonsdale, snuck into her room, took off his clothes, and got into her bed.

When we found him, he clutched the sheets and said in a shaking voice, “Paul, I didn’t do this on purpose. I thought I was going to my room.”

It was the same excuse he had used before.

Eight years ago, when I brought my first girlfriend home, he had done the exact same thing and used the same excuse.

I finally called him out on it. “Everyone occasionally ends up at the wrong door, but how did you get in with the wrong keycard?”