My Ex-Husband, The King of Hell

Summary

My best friend found out I had infinite life and a ridiculous amount of money.

So, she hired a master of the dark arts to kill me and send me straight to hell, planning to steal my perfect fate.

On the rooftop of a skyscraper, I cried my eyes out:

"Please don't kill me! I'll give you all my money!"

I'm terrified of dying. Really.

Because my ex-husband—who happens to rule the underworld—told me when I dumped him:

"If I ever see you again, I'm throwing you into a pot of boiling oil and slicing you into a thousand pieces..."