My Forbidden Diary Prank Backfired Perfectly

Summary

My brother has always had the pathological habit of reading my diary.

To cure him of it once and for all, I decided to lean into his worst nightmare. I sat down and penned a masterpiece of pure fiction:

"I think I’m falling for my brother. This forbidden pull… it’s agony, but I’m addicted to the pain of loving him."

The result? My brother looked like he was having a literal stroke. He spent the next forty-eight hours trying to build a metaphorical Berlin Wall between us.

But just when he was about to lose his mind avoiding me, a pair of luxury SUVs pulled up to our driveway.