My Husband Time-Traveled Back Ten Years

Summary

My husband has been acting strange lately.

His hugs are stiff, his kisses clumsy, and our time in bed… let’s just say it’s been a disaster.

I was starting to wonder if he wanted a divorce, but then I stumbled upon his browser history and found a recent post he’d made:

[Woke up and I’ve time-traveled ten years into the future. My high school crush is my WIFE! What do I do now, ahhhhhh!!]

Me: "?"